Leach

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be Tough	North vs. South	Vampires in a Bar	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Washington Survey	Ignorance
If _____ Made Toasters	Yo mama's So Stinky	Yo mama so po'	This is a poor joke
Quotes About the French	Upside Down Blonde	The Naked Truth	Monica At The UN
Hard Sleepin'	Blondes and Bricks	10	Redneck Baseball
Blonde Trying to Eat	Bamming in 'Bama	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Dinner's Ready!
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Dentist	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Don't Say This During Sex
Blonde Ambition	Man Beats Dog	The Shakes	What's green and smells like ...
Deer Tracks	Honeymoon	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Vandal Scandal
Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Latex Gloves	Icy Blonde
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Blonde's Twinkle	Camoflauge Clothing	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Yo mama's so fat... road	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine