Save a Lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rent	Blonde Shower	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Topless Fat Woman
Blonde Boobies	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Government Tactics	Oscar Meyer	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
The Great Wiener Caper	Invisible Carrots	Pink Floyd	Goose & Lawyer
Radical Procedure	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Women Pass Less Gas
Grass Eater	Skittles	Where's the Blow Hole	Yo mama's So Fat
Soy Toy	Lip Service	Yo momma so dumb she ...	You So Ugly
Clinton's Bookmarks	Yo mama's So Fat	Pickle Slicer	It's What's For Dinner
Thermos and Blonde	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Sick Hick	Blonde's Salon
Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	The Shakes	Deer Tracks	Blonde On a Ledge
Steroid Breast Stroke	Nudist Colony	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Yo mama's...Fat	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Prostitiute's Friends	Gay Man in Church
Touchy Feely Cracky	Dating vs. Marriage