Shopping

You know you're a redneck when...

you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

America has finally captured Saddam ...	Blonde With Braces	You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	LSD Cocktail
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Obese Michigan Mammas	Alabama Farmer	The Nuns and The Blind Man
You Know You're Old	Lawyer in a Tree	Aliens Attack	Round and Round It Goes
Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	Yo mama's...Dumb	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	In The Navy
Yo Mama's So Fat...	The Love Dress	Yo mama so dirty...	Free Sex Contestants
Bush's Advisors	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo mama just gets dumber...	Topless Sunbather
Your mom is so stupid...	It's A War-Like Country	What Is Politics?	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
How do you drown a blonde?	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Lawyers vs. Vampires	Finder's keepers
Sex Relatively Speaking	President Clinton & the Pope	Yo mama's So Ugly	Dubya 'Do.
Hey fatty	Blonde Puzzle	Code for Love	Louisiana Heritage
Halle Berry Bares All	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Yo mama's So Flat	Lift Off
Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru	Really Bloody Mary	Spermally Speaking	Five Pounds of Fat
Blonde and a Sock	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't