Osama and Bars

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Yo mama's...Fat	Bush's Morning Run	The Blondes' Revenge
Easter Egg Hunt	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Redneck Truck	Redneck Ghost Story
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Arkansas Toothbrush	Gay Picnic
Redneck Ghost Story	Redneck...Bath	Milking it	Blonde Nurse
Mama knows how to have fun	Holiday	Bishop And The Ass	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Monica At The UN	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Cosmopolitan Redneck
Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	132 legs and 8 teeth	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
Sleeping Blonde	Powder	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Good for the Heart	Monica's First Look	A Helpful Man	Flour Patch
You Big Tomato	Le Stinkers	WINDERS 98	Flies in a Lightbulb
69er's Get Sacked	Man Of The House	Don't Say This During Sex	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Sneezy	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Clinton's Finished Now
Redneck Soccer	Yo mama's...Fat