|A little old lady was sitting on her front porch in her rocking chair, reflecting on her long life, when suddenly her fairy godmother appeared to grant her three wishes.
"What would you like for your first wish?" the fairy godmother asked.
The little old lady said, "I guess I'm like everyone else, and would like to be rich."
POOF! Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
"And, for your second wish?" asked her fairy godmother.
The little old lady said, "Well, like everyone else, I wish I were young and attractive."
POOF! The little old lady was now a beautiful young woman.
"And, for your third and final wish?" asked her fairy godmother.
Now the beautiful young woman was trying to come up with her last wish when Burt, her tomcat, walked across the porch in front of her.
"Oh!" she said. "Can you turn Burt into a handsome young prince?"
POOF! Suddenly, before her very eyes, was the most handsome young prince she had ever seen.
He smiled at her with a manliness that made her knees weak. Her heartbeat quickened, as lust coursed through her every fiber. The handsome young prince slowly approached her and whispered softly in her ear: "Don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered..."
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