You Can't Put HimTogether Again

What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Wife vs. Job	Yo mama's So Ugly
Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Blonde's Twinkle	Redneck Religiousity	Blonde and Missed Bus
American Divorce	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Burger King	The Hired Help
Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Martooni	Thank You For Flying With Us	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Y'might Be A Redneck	Jedi Nights	West Virginia Custody Battle	Elephant...Cherry Tree
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Where do one legged people?	Yo mama's so Stupid	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
A manager walks into his office...	Natural Blonde	Better Luck Next Time	One Good Deed
Jenna's Predicament	Bombing Works	Who dun it?	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Bad Lawyer	The Muffler	Martian Sex	River Deep
Fat Woman	Yo mama's So Ugly	Things Found Only In America	Joining the Colony
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Optimistic Jack	Lawyers' Birth Control	Para-shoot
Piano Solo	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Yo mama's So Poor	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson