Hard Political Work

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Intelligent Quotes	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Fishing for a Week	Redneck Engineering Exam
The Blind Man	Yo mama's So Poor	The Golden Mug	Wallet and Genitals
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Blonde Laugh	Baywatch	Yo mama's...Old
Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Blonde Braincells	Stained	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
The Bill Clinton Sale	Professor of Logic	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Blonde With License
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Redneck Grocrey	Sex Contract	Yo Mama's So Short... Run
Bull	Chillin' Biddies	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Clinton Poll	Yo mama's... stupid	Difference!
Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Shave and a Hair Cut	Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes and Brunettes
Bar... Alabama	Pickmeup	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Gotcha!
Gone Camping	Practice	I'll Give You...	Chilled Crabs
Blondes and Bricks	Maxi Pad to the Fart	GayTermites	What P.M.S. Stands For
Poor Blonde	Middle East Policy