Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?

A: He only comes once a year.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Monica's Testimony	You're So Poor	The Engineer's Love Life	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Highly Illogical	Clinton and the Pope
Clinton & KFC	Bush is a Puppet?	Yo Mama's So Dirty	A Roomful of Rednecks
Horny Old Ladies	Blonde Battallion	Drunken Man and Blonde	Closer to God
In a murder trial...	Autoblonde	Yo mama is so nasty...	Snack Food
Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Hairy	The Clever Lawyer
Men's English	Coincidentally	Lipstick Or...?	Guess What I Am?
Mechanic's Lube	Perfumed Blonde	Little Johnny is Number One	Special Remedy
How to Annoy Your Co-Workers	Black and White and Red All Over	Gross Grandma	Wallet and Genitals
Eternal Judgment	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Lightning Blonde	The Hired Help
Yo Mama so Bald	Clinton's sons	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked
Shekshy Legsh	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Plaster Lawyers	Yo mama's So Fat
Upside Down Blonde	One hungry Bush...