Lawyer vs. Vampire

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Grenadier	Concorde Humor
Lying through your tooths	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Sneezy	Degrees of the Law
Redneck Engineering Exam	Think About It	Blonde Lesbian	What's Worse?
Tennis Balls	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Baby Drink	Blondes n' Crayons
Toy Cars And Breastices	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Test	Bush Has a Short One
Plaster Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Hairclub for Women	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
Viagra Diet	Yo Mama's So Stupid	6.9	Burning Bush
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Mountain Bike	yo mama's hair...	Yo Mama's So Fat... drive
Chillin' Biddies	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	J.Lo and doorknobs	Blonde Bet
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Sign On The Brothel	Black and White and Red All Over	Redneck Grandma
Greg Norman	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Yo mama's...Fat	Chucky at the Movies
Hanging With Rednecks	There she blows	Bed Football	A Redneck Retaliation
Blonde in Grocery Store	Male Disorientation