Possums

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Crossing	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Hellacious	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Fat Chance	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Major Crackage	Bartender
Chuckie Cheese Please	Bill Of No Rights	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Redneck Spelling Test
Yo mama's So Small	How many blondes does it take...	Yo mama's so Nasty	Dentata
Condom	Redneck Death	Big Testicles	Blonde in Grocery Store
Clinton's DNA	With Andy Rooney	Blonde Fired	Lawyers' Birth Control
Mechanic's Lube	Smart Pills	Gone Fishin'	Another Dumb Mama Joke
Egg Donor	Broomsticks	Yo mama's So Fat	What a Gasser
Fat Woman	Yo Mama's So Small	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Cook
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Scratchy Lottery	Political Pampers	How Smart is Zach?
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	The Raffle	Yo mama is so dumb...
Yo mama's So Ugly	Tasty, tasty fat!	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	The Firing Squad
Not Going To Try This Again	Baby boomers