Legless Poodle?

What do you call a poodle with no legs?

A sponge.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Yo mama's So Poor	Handy Blondy	Bufallo Billy
Trapped Inside a Whale	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Jackass	Three Blondes
Horse Tears	The Poopie List	Blonde Trying to Eat	Yo mama's So Stupid
HMO Executive	Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Confucious	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Yo mama's So Flat	Bush BM	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Hard Sleepin'
Yo mama's So Poor	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Morning at the White House	Yo mama's nasty!
Bush BM	Man Catches Crocodile	Yo mama's...Fat	Mirror, Mirror
Yo mama's...Ugly	Let's Play War	Genealogy	Yo mama's so dumb... airport
What's the difference between a blonde...	Wright, Right?	Your mom is so stupid...	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Socks	Yo mama's So Fat	International Beer Syndrome	Bar... Alabama
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Five Pounds of Fat	Another Dumb Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	That's crazy	Afghani Joe
The Lawyer's Funeral	Interblonde