Lawyers and Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	The corporate ladder	Yo mama's So Stupid
Redneck Bubblebath	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Blonde Grenadier	Chuckie Cheese Please	Dating a Prostitute
Feeling Like A Woman	Blonde Alumna	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Streakers and Strokers
You Might Be A Redneck	There was a man who loved baked beans...	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Parakeet Cereal
Ed Zachery Disease	Yo Mama Road Sign	Blondehole	Beer Translations
Why I Am So Tired	Yo mama's so fat... bath	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	You're Like A...
Broom Factory	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress
Never Seen A Priest	The Paperboy	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Blonde in Freezer
Gary Condit's Pants	Monica's New Boyfriend	Made in Canada	Laxative Cough Therapy
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Blonde - Detectives	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Pretty Hair
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Female Comebacks	Curly Sue	Right of Way
Yo mama's So Ugly	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls