Leach

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?

The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Beer Consumption	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Fat	Highly Illogical
Redneck Religiousity	The Midget Scopes the Blonde	Weiner Eater	Go To The LMV
Minor differences	Redneck Ghost Story	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Important Question
The Great Crab Escape	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Donations for Dee Dee	A Real Ball Buster
Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Theft	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Things Just Fallin' Off	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Not Going To Try This Again	Yo mama's... easy
Boy Scout	Yo Mama's Halloween	Snow	What's That, Tampon?
Obese Michigan Mammas	Heaven's Gate	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	The Eyes Have It
Two blondes are walking down a road...	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	It's Open Lawyer Season!
Blondes at Sea	No More Labor Pains	Wedding Night	Yo mama's So Stupid
Signs You're Burned Out	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Yo mama's so ugly
Blonde Rows of Corn	Fast Food	California Gay Whale	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
Al Gore's Piercing	The Vampire