Redneck's Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

69er's Get Sacked	An Ugly Position	You're So Poor	Blondes Strike Back
Nailing Osama	HMO Executive	They''re Grrrrrreat	What's Black?
Yo mama's So Stinky	Gold Digger	Blonde Braincells	The Three Ugly Ducklings
There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	That's crazy	Hot Tomato
Redneck Communion	Blonde Counting Sheep	Cows In Government	Chuckie Cheese Please
Keep It In Your Pants	Prison Carpenter	North vs. South	One hungry Bush...
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo Mama Laundromat	The Blind Guy Polemic	Blonde Horse Sense
Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Eye Exam	Dikfer
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Return the Dog
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Lesser Evils	Rules of the South	Yo Mama Lipbia
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Three Dumb Hunters
Touchy Feely Cracky	Blondes in a Convertible	Yo mama is so dumb...	It's What's For Dinner
Tales From The Shire	Toothbrush Salesman