Future

Q: How do you know when a man's planning for the future?

A: He buys TWO cases of beer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Sperm	Grandpa Gets Off	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Osama Gets Loaded
If Ever You're Choking...	Circumcision...At Your Age?	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Racists and Lightbulbs
Jungle Gaiety	You Might Be A Redneck	Blonde and Clock	Blonde Boobies
Think About It	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Redneck Grocrey	Blonde Driver
Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Yo mama's So Stupid	Sharing	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Lip Service	Blonde Basement	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Blonde Cross Road	Parakeet Cereal	Monica's Testimony	Chin nuts
Hanging with Blondes	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Fish Market	Racists and Lightbulbs
Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush is a Puppet?	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Headache
Hard Drive	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Adam Talks All About Eve	Man and Pharmacist
Yo mama's...Fat	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	The Annual Check-Up	Viagra + Death = ?
Lady At the Bar	747 Full of Lawyers