Blonde Milking

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Blonde's Coat Hanger	25 Fun Pool Activities	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!
Al Gore's Piercings	Why God Created Man	Fair-Haired Science Fair	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
I feel like chicken tonight	Yo mama's so fat...	Adventures in Disneyland	Lawyer-Client Relations
Two fraternity brothers...	Yo Mama's... Hairy	What did the blonde say after ...	Blondes and Turtles
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo mama's...Fat	Stop Tailgating	Dream on
Mrs. Shagwell	Blonde and shower caps	Relay Race	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Never Seen A Priest	How To Sell Lawnmowers	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Please pass the mayo
Yo mama's...Curb	Circumcision...At Your Age?	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Yo Mama's So Poor
Blonde Invention	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Mistaken Identity	The Aggie
Redneck Teeth	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	Screwed, For Sure	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland
And You're Not Even Drunk	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	Major Crackage	Go Fish
Tasties in a Half Shell	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Yo mama so dirty...	White House Synonyms
Yo Mama's so fat... scale	The Jewish Vote