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Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	5 presidents are on a plane	Comfortable	Helisoft
Circumcision...At Your Age?	String Theory	Highly Illogical	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Wal-marks the spot	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	Yo mama's so fat...	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...
A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Brunettes and God	The Last Southern Virgin	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
Osama's Covered Wagon	Perfumed Blonde	100,000 Frenchman	Yo mama's....Halloween
Yo mama's So Stupid	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Yo mama's So Fat	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	The President Sucks	Blonde Mixup	Yo mama's...Ugly
Monica's Testimony	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo mama's So Ugly
Monks Made a Mistake	Attack of the American Women	Fishing for a Week	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Optimistic Jack	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
Princess Di and Thomas	Bow-Legged Cowgirls	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
A Lawyer and A Politician	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Blonde Looking for a Job	If You Could!
Louisiana Heritage	Church