1 1/2 LBS

How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?
You unzip it!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Wife vs. Job	Door Hinge
What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's football knowledge	Women vs. Dog Poop
Redneck Grocrey	If Ever You're Choking...	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Tickle These, Elmo
Dr. Feelgood	Bad Lawyer	Gags For The Office Drone	Yo mama's... stupid
Blonde Overdue	Little Leprechaun?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Family Honor
Yo mama's So Fat	Lawyer Stamps	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Bone Diggers	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Little Voice
Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Men With No Arms or Legs	Orgasm-isms	Mommy, Mommy!
Arkansas Toothbrush	Atlanta School Board	Yo mama's so dumb...	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Piano Solo	The Blonde and the Librarian	Blonde Bedtime
Nun vs. Woman	Socks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Streakers and Strokers
Yo mama' got sauce	You're So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... runs	The Smartest Dog Ever
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Stupid