Mistletoe

You''re mamas so ugly, at Christmas, we hang her up and kiss the mistletoe.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Pregnant Tree	Dr. Feelgood	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Survivor for Alabamans
Troubled Man	Unlikely	Women vs. Dog Poop	Blow pop
Hang Man	Yo mama's so Nasty	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	You Stink So Bad
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Roadkill	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
From Cradle to Ladle	In the back woods of Arkansas...	A Country War	Red Ring
The Blonde and the Worm	Al Gore's Piercings	Wallet and Genitals	Pre-Paid Plan
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Mailbox	Sex Advice
Dought Girl	Sex Over-Easy	FLAT BLONDE	Blonde and Blonder
Lawyer-Client Relations	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor	White, Slimy, & Horny
Monica's First Look	Blonde Mixup	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Sex Relatively Speaking
Party!	Three Dumb Hunters	Soccer Blonde	Redneck Sex Ed
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's nasty!	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	The Birds and the Bees
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer