Ham Sandwhich

A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Tricky, Tricky	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Did I do that?
Baby Drink	Male Lie Detector	Yo mama's So Fat	Gary Condit-Cadabra
Blonde and Missed Bus	Blonde Who Has it All	Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List	Bush Does a Favor
Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo mama's So Ugly	Pervert Psychiatrist	Yo mama's So Flat
Womanly Secret	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Monks Made a Mistake	Broomsticks
What would you do?	In a murder trial...	Hot 'n' Heavy	Penis Requests a Raise
Stone Surprise	Monster Valentine	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	The Blonde Fox	Early Stages of Viagra Development	You Might Be A Redneck...
Blondes and Fun	What would you do?	Yo mama so dirty...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar
A Few Good Lawyers	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Hollywood Lessons	Blonde Girlfriend	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	There she blows	People Really Said These Things In Court	David Beckham
Yo Mama so Bald	Lawyers vs Prostitutes