Grenade

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Sperm	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Things Found Only In America	The Lawyer's Funeral
Blonde's Medical Exam	Beatles	Cartwheeling for Cash	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Blonde and Missed Bus	Yo mama's So Poor	Bush Has Feelings Too	Thee You In The Moth Pit
Pervert Psychiatrist	Blond Restroom Attendant	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...
You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain
The Annual Check-Up	Ice Hole	First Class Blondie	Jane's Addiction
New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Blonde and Clock	Return the Dog	Bush Fans
God Save The Dairy Queen	Elephant Tampon	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Ha, The Joke's On You
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	Blonde and a Pig	Rednecks' Teeth
The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Yo mama so dirty...	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Code for Love
Yo Mama Bath	Trucks and Babies	Talking Blondes	Windows 666
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Snowblonde