Toilet Bowl

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Abstinence	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Stick of Dynamite
Bzzzz	Yo Mama's So Fat... God	Yo mama's football knowledge	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Redneck Haircut	Curly Hair	Good for the Heart	Phone Line
Blonde's Tricycle	Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo mama so stupid...	Screwed, For Sure
Morning at the White House	Blondehole	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Goverment Wrestling Federation
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Stooooopid Mama	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Goodyear Rubber	Widows98	Fishing for a Week	Saving Her Butt
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Virgins in Caves	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	Yo mama's...Stupid
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Blonde Skydiver	Birth Control	Yo mama and a rat
Turtle Soup	Obese Michigan Mammas	Little Johnny's Wish	There was a man who loved baked beans...
Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Olllllld Lawyer	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Okie Jokie
Runny Noodle	Love Is Blindness	Yo Mama's Fertile	Stoplight
Clinton 'n' Buddy	Interblonde