You're so ugly....

You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

25 Fun Pool Activities	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Yo mama's so fat...	Pool
That's crazy	Gotcha!	Curious Pickup Line	Lesbians in a Canoe
West Virginia Custody Battle	Blonde Overdue	If You Could!	What are you thinking about?
Upholding the Cloth	Funny Business	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Chores on the Farm
Sexual Olympics	Leggy Blonde	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Yo mama is so dumb...	Men With No Arms or Legs	Multi-Balls
Yo mama's So Poor	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Things Found Only In America	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's so ugly
The Eyes Have It	Yo mama's So Poor	The Hired Help	Gore & Pantyhose
Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	The Businessman's Medical Problem	Magnum PI	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine
Satisfaction	Political Jokes	Middle East Policy	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	A Greater Insult	Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
Turtle Sexuality	Pharmacy Robbery