Squirrel

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?

To keep his nuts warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hellacious	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Sunday School	A Shave and a Shine
Night Of The Living Dead	Major Crackage	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
The Origin of Little Debbie	You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Horny Toad	Yo mama's...Stupid
Confucius...Fisherman	Blonde Counting Sheep	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Snoop Doggs Teeth...
Smart Pills	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Watch Where You Step
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Little Leprechaun?	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Thermos and Blonde
Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Redneck Family Values	Gorilla in Heat
Good for the Heart	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Clinton's Bookmarks	Little Johnny is Number One
Yo Mama's Teeth	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Yo mama's So Stupid
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Beep Beep	Dating vs. Marriage	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Viagra + Death = ?	Blonde and a Sock	Gotcha!	Forest Gump
Yo mama is so dumb...	Chicken Crossfire