Yo mama's...Fat

Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out .

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ark-N-Saw	Yo Mama's... Ugly	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	69	What Didja Learn?	The Engineer and the Bike
Pool	Donkey and Onion	Fix This	Blonde in the Morning
The New 69	Pink Floyd	747 Full of Lawyers	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Forest Gump	Carefully Placed Periods	Ultimate Rejection
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Condom Brands	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Porcupines
Old People And Nastiness	Blonde and License Plates	Monster Valentine	Leggy Blonde
Bimbo Joke	FLAT BLONDE	Cook	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller
Snow	Yo Mama's So Dirty	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Eternal Judgment
Yo mama's So Ugly	Taxation	Parsley	Lightbulb...Californians
Little Johnny's Wish	Curly Sue	You're So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Bzzzz