Flies

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and Blonder	Blonde's Coat Hanger
Redneck Pants	High Sperm Count	Ark-N-Saw	I'm a Barbie Girl
Pool	Stuttering Problem	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Fat Woman	Penis Requests a Raise	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Glories of old age
Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Whitehouse Parrot	Understanding Marketing	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up
Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Clinton's Protection	Smoke It
Thermos and Blonde	Thank You For Flying With Us	Why did the blonde go up on top...	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo mama's...Bus	Blonde Radio	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Yo Mama's So Dumb...	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Gold Digger	Dubya Quotes
Factory Girl	Blonde Panties	Balls and Old Ladies	Men and Computers
Redneck Christmas	Penguin & JFK, Jr.	Hard Sleepin'	A Mall Order
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Red Ball Express	Houston Schoolin'	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Yo mama's so stupid...