Onions

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You're So Poor	Osama Gets Loaded	Hungry Mama	Blonde lumberjack
Redneck on the Roof	Redneck Family Values	Blonde vs. Ratings System	Heffahump
Survivor for Alabamans	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Intelligent Quotes	What Didja Learn?
Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo mama's...fat	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Condoms
Abstinence	The Witty Truck Driver	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	What's the difference between a blonde...
The 11th Commandment	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Blonde and License Plates
There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Yo mama's smile	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born
And You're Not Even Drunk	Chuckie Cheese Please	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	A Few Good Lawyers
Arkansas Toothbrush	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	The Aggie	Glories of old age
Oh My God!	Beep Beep	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	Damned if I know
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Yo mama's So Poor	Nouveau Riche Blonde	Peanut In Your Ear
Four Worms and a Funeral	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	The Blonde and Her Melons
Hairclub for Women	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'