Lyin' Lawyer Laffs

How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Really Bloody Mary	Bush BM	Act Of God	Free Sex with Fill Up
Yo mama's so fat...	Bubba Died in a Fire	Little Leprechaun?	Go Fish
Yo mama's So Poor	Checkout Conniption	Chuckie Cheese Please	The Vampire
Redneck Spelling Test	Yo mama's So Ugly	Para-shoot	Degrees of the Law
Blondes Doing the Wave	Clinton after Coitus	Alabama Farmer	The Bill Clinton Sale
I Nearly Pissed Myself	Smoke It	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Fix This
Bird it Through the Grapevine	Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Yo mama so stupid...	Blonde Pooltable
A Definite Definition	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Lightbulb... Rednecks	350 Pounder?
White, Slimy, & Horny	Gassy Broad	Dumb Crooks Roundup	Yo mama's So Fat... born
New Baby	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Yo mama's smile	Walruses And Their Tupperware
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Crab Cakes	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic
Ha, The Joke's On You	Yo mama's...Ugly	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	You Might Be A Redneck
Which Hole?	Political Pampers