Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Weiner Eater	Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde and Dictionary
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Crossdresser Funnies	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Constipation	Winnie the Pooh	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	A Redneck Retaliation
Blonde...Bananas	Half-Brainiac	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
What's Worse?	Blondes and Turtles	Surprise Package	Bush's Advisors
Penguin and The Mechanic	Honeymoon	Replacing Vanna	Redneck Religiousity
Blondes and Airplanes	Eating is a Sport	Archeological Gag	Bear and Toilet
Smoke Rings	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Fortune 500
Free Sex with Fill Up	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Dumb as Rocks	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
West Virginian Women	Yo mama's So Old	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Smoking Problems
Yo mama is so stupid	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Yo Mama's So Small	Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes
A Few Good Men	Condom Size Tester	Blonde Throwing Grenade	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
Country Politics	Lawyers vs. Vampires