Skunk

What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vibrators and Soybeans	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Ghetto Mama	Blonde On a Ledge
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Blonde & Turtle	Ding Dong
Chuck The Yuck	Designated drunkard	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	A woman went to her priest with a problem...
Blonde in a Snowstorm	Parrot-Prostitutes	Golf Fatality	Annoying Boy on Bus
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	The Love Dress	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Yo mama's nasty!	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Morning at the White House	Clinton on Tobacco
Louisiana Heritage	The 11th Commandment	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Multi-Balls
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Clinton's DNA	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Burnt Blonde Ears	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama's So Stupid
It's What's For Dinner	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Yo mama's...Ugly	The 69ers
Abstinence	A Sack Full of Chickens	P. Diddy on a Diet	Pinocchio and Splinters
Blonde at Starbucks	72?	Yo Mama's Underwear	Infectious Fast Food
On a Deserted Island	The Clever Lawyer