Drowing

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Sheep Soup	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Lawyer and Sperm
Yo mama's So Old	A Few Good Lawyers	Clinton & KFC	Dwarf Eskimo
Stuck in the middle	Keep Warm	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Frenchman Walks into a Bar
Job Fair	Your mother is obese...	Confucius...Fisherman	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Mom's Sponge	Adam's New Organs	Wizard of Oz	Lawyer in a Tree
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Why I Am So Tired	A Lawyer and A Politician
If You Could!	Soy Toy	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Hairy
Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Never Seen A Priest	Five Surgeons
The 11th Commandment	SF Pregnancy Rate	Little Green Balls	Penis Requests a Raise
Fire Truck	Talk Dirty to Me	Stupid Blonde	Q & A...Shower
Blonde Brushing Hair	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Redneck Wedding	Yo mama's so fat...
What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's... easy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Condoms
Crossdresser Funnies	Yo mama's So Old