Pick Up Line

Guy: Do you know a good veterination?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: I've got sick pythons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skydiving	Fresh Meat	Free Sex with Fill Up	The Origin of Little Debbie
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Microwave Cookery	Yo mama's...Ugly	Ba Ba Black Sheep
The Facts of Life	THE DRUNK	Yo mama's So Fat	Dye, Blonde, Dye
Perfumed Blonde	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Thank You For Flying With Us	Free Sex Contestants
Pointless	Iranians	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Confucious	Pre-Paid Plan	Bubba's Secret	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Hiding In The Closet	Yo mama's So Poor	Strict Sex Schedule
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Bin Laid	Blonde and Pizza	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
The Blonde Hostess	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Man Beats Dog	Lightbulb...Californians
The Blonde and the Librarian	Two blondes are walking down a road...	Difference!	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Twisted Baby Joke	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	David Beckham	Honeymoon
The Wet and the Blonde	Another Dumb Blonde	PC Pot	Yo mama's...Forklift
Iraqi Law	Blondes and Iceberg