Magic Marker

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

In case she had to draw some blood.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Yo Mama's Halloween	Talking Italian	New Priest In Town
Get On The Bus	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Yo Mama so Bald
The Three Ugly Ducklings	If Ever You're Choking...	Frenchman Walks into a Bar	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
The Facts of Life	THE DRUNK	Respecting the First Lady	Pickmeup
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Love Is Blindness	A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks	Yo mama's So Fat
Late AGAIN	Megastore, Megasale	Swinging Redneck	Clear Blue Easy
Respecting the First Lady	Broom Factory	Adam Talks All About Eve	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...
Hiding In The Closet	A Natural Blind	Yo mama's so Stupid	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Al Gore's Piercings	What Sex is Polly?	Yo mama's So Ugly	Dinner's Ready!
Dictaphone	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...	A manager walks into his office...
Puzzling	The Invention of the Copper Wire	What Men Need Most	Fart Glossary
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde Rows of Corn	The Bill Clinton Sale
Houston Schoolin'	Yo Mama's So Stupid