Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

It Ain't Surgery	Elevator Shoes	Closer to God	Bush's Morning Run
Nursery Crimes	Poker... or Her...	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Rise and Shine
Drivers' Ed	Yo mama's so hairy...	Parrot-Prostitutes	Cosmopolitan Redneck
An Egyptian man is walking...	Yo mama's So Skinny	Blonde at Starbucks	Winnie the Pooh
Yo mama's... stupid	Blonde's Earrings	George W. Drowning	Piano Solo
Yo mama's...Dumb	Toothbrush	West Virginia Custody Battle	Clocks
Blonde State of Mind	A Real Ball Buster	Blonde Trying to Eat	Elvis vs. Al Gore
Bush Fans	Hands and Knees	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Elephantitis
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Fishing For a Sale	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar	Mommy, Mommy!
You're So Poor...Christmas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Finder's keepers	Foul-Mouthed Hockey
You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Flower Flub-o-rama	Yo mama's so fat... road	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick
Your mom is so stupid...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Chuckie Cheese Please	Lawyers on the Beach
Monica and Bob Dole	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...