Human

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's Halloween	HMO Executive	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Osama's Valentine
Cartwheeling for Cash	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Small	Michael Jackson and Casper
Which Hole?	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Dear Old Dad	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
Lawyer vs. Snake	Like Father Like Son	Yo mama's...Dirty	A Blonde Party
Thanksgiving Everyday	The Blonde and the Worm	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Yo mama's...Ugly
The Last Southern Virgin	Bimbo Joke	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Psychology Class
Yo mama's So Stupid	Snow	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Nuns on the Run
That Fly	Never Seen A Priest	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Blonde and Genie
Limbless Prostitute	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Beer Translations	Paraplegic
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick
Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Space Shuttle Redneck	Yo mama's so poor ...	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Clinton and a lightbulb	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	You Might Be A Redneck...Wrestling	Curd and Rod
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scale