Beer Opening

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she brings it to you!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Door Hinge	Blonde Bicycle	Blonde's Challenge	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Windows 666	Adventures in Disneyland	Clinton's Protection	Rent
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo' Face So Greasy	Yo mama's so hairy...	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Yo mama's so poor ...
You So Ugly	Upside Down Blonde	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Professor of Logic
On The Job Training	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Authentic Grafitti
Yo mama's so short...	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Spermally Speaking
Sex Before Communion	Lesbians in a Canoe	Blondes and Iceberg	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
That's crazy	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Yo mama's so ugly	Blonde's Air Conditioner
Touchy Feely Cracky	Broom Factory	Gotcha!	Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder
Fishing for a Week	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Le Stinkers	this dog was walking down the street, and he ...
Lesbian Talk	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Blondes and Basketball	Yo Mama Bald
Damned if I know	Blonde Kidnapper