Laxative

Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time?

He didn't know if he was coming or going.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Birdie Poem	Nursery Crimes	Blonde lumberjack
Blonde at Starbucks	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Pacific Ocean Lawyers
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Poker... or Her...	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
Heaven and Hell	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Healthy Virgin	Doggy Style
100,000 Frenchman	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Dick 2 Balls	Yo mama's So Fat
Lawyer in a Tree	Skittles	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	If You Could!
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Little Johnny is Number One	Yo mama's So Stupid	Ark-N-Saw
Redneck Religiousity	Bush's Advisors	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Shower
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo mama's...Fat	Limbless Prostitute	Priests and Christmas Trees
A helping hand	Government vs. Mafia	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Clinton's DNA	George W. and Moses	Eternity	Puzzling
Hot Dog	Southern Values	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	George W. Drowning
Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy