Buddhist Dog

What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Streakers and Strokers	Bush BM	New Rules For Employment	Yo mama's so dumb... hour
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	What did the blonde say after ...	Lawyer-Client Relations	Louisiana Heritage
Sliding Doors	Blonde...Bananas	Big pimpin'	Rope a Dope
Lawyer Means...	Inventions	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Ignorance
Zip It. Zip It Good.	This Joke is Bananas!	Osama's New City	Bush Has a Short One
Donations for Dee Dee	Oldest Couple Ever	Gary Condit's M.O.	Blonde Coffee Drinker
Pickle Slicer	Code for Sex	32 Rednecks	Rubbing Her The Right Way
Yo mama's So Nasty	Yo mama so ugly...	Suicidal Blonde	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Yo mama's...Fat	Airy Sex	Yo mama's So Poor
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Keep It In Your Pants	Pinocchio and Splinters	Shoot The Pig
Lip Service	Blonde - Transplant	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation
MasterCard For Men	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Capitol Parrot	Maxi Pad to the Fart
President Hillary	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips