Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Yo mama's...Stupid	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt
Group Photo	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Code for Love
Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Sunroof You All Night Long	Blondes and Virgins
Monica's New Boyfriend	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered
Milking it	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's...Fat	Naked Man on the Run
Yo mama's So Poor	American Divorce	Clear Blue Easy	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's So Old	Baby Gates and Microsoft
Get Your Feet Wet	Euro-English Instead of German	The Last Southern Virgin	OJ's Airport Limo Service
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	World War III	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Blondes in a Convertible
Priestly Duties	Gorilla in Heat	Redneck Thief	Blonde - Elmo Factory
Let's Play War	Rump Roastin'	Clinton Poll	The Jewish Vote
Testing, Testing	Lying through your tooths	Blonde Robbery	Fast Food for Rednecks
Pickmeup	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes