What is it?

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	5 presidents are on a plane	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Redneck Recycling	Yo mama's so stupid...
Sons Devoted to Mom	Osama is Celebate	Para-shoot	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Inner Space	Respecting the First Lady	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Jungle Gaiety
Baby Talk	Blonde Panties	Dubya 'Do.	The Govinator
The corporate ladder	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Atlanta School Board	You Bet Your (Sex) Life
Blonde in the Mirror	Mama in a Tight Shirt	Horse Tears	Yo Mama's So Fat... drive
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Turtle Soup	Virgins in Caves
Stick of Dynamite	Blonde Looking for a Job	Hungry Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid
Bob Dole's Band	Blonde With Braces	Lying through your tooths	Air Head on a Beer
Bulimic Bachelor Party	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Yo mama's So Ugly
Gold Digger	What Sex is Polly?	Politically Speaking	Yo mama's So Poor
Flies on Poo	Another Saturday Night