Mexican

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Skittles	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Coming to America
Yo Mama's So Poor	Osama Gets Loaded	Abstinence	The Offspring
Tigger Please	Blonde Gymnastics	Take yo mama to work day	Whistle While You Twurk
Blonde in a Library	Yo mama's So Ugly	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	The State of Lawyers
Brunettes and God	The Hired Help	Streakers and Strokers	Political Jokes
Blondes Doing the Wave	Invisible Carrots	The Raffle	Horseback Riding
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Mrs. Shagwell
Hard Sleepin'	Nutty Hunters	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Retired Marine
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	The Bill Clinton Sale	Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Southern Foreplay	Redneck Toasts	How To Get A Raise	The Teacher's Gift
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	War Pigs	Men and Women FAQ	Yo Mama's House Is So Small
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Snot	Special Remedy	You Might Be A Redneck
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline