Yankees, Lightbulbs

How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?

None. Thats what rednecks are for.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Newlywed Game	People Really Said These Things In Court	Brace yourself	Yo mama's so fat...
Olllllld Lawyer	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Dubya Quotes	That's A Buncha Bull
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Laxative Cough Therapy	Clinton's Safe Sex	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's so Stupid	Clinton Abortion Bill	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde at Starbucks
Yo mama's so fat...	Lawyer in a Tree	What's the difference between a blonde...	Blonde's Vocabulary
Monster Valentine	Two Old Ladies	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo Mama so Bald
Little Leprechaun?	Take It Like A Man, Baby	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
World War III	Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo mama's so fat... train	Chucky at the Movies
Free Sex with Fill Up	JFKaput	Redneck Christmas Shopping	A Helpful Man
Brain Cell	Ark-N-Saw	Yo mama's...Ugly	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous
Urinalotta Trouble	Blondes and Airplanes	I feel like chicken tonight	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Dictaphone	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Y'might Be A Redneck	Baby boomers
Prune Pizza	Latex Gloves