Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

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Sharks and Lawyers	Joke for Limeys	Where's the Soup?	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Another Weekend At The Home	Blonde in the Third Grade	Ark-N-Saw
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Iraqi Funerals	Two Sperm	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...
Blonde Arrow	Peopling The Earth	Beautiful?	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
Dirty Tricks	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Pervert Psychiatrist	Lift Off
Waitron Blonde	The Great Crab Escape	Rope a Dope	Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Blonde Ice Fishing	Keep Gabby Reece Away	Yo mama's...Old
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo mama's... stupid	Suicide Attempt	Blonde's Coat Hanger
Legs Open	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	A Real Ball Buster	It's A War-Like Country
Gay on Airplane	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	A Shave and a Shine	Southern Foreplay
Yo mama's So Ugly	Tasty, tasty fat!	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Jesus and Moses
350 Pounder?	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Mistaken Identity	Elephant and Man
Return the Dog	Yo mama so dirty...