Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Free Sex with Fill Up	Fat Chance
Carefully Placed Periods	Blonde lumberjack	Bill Of No Rights	Helisoft
Al Gore's Piercings	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Bush and Cheney Lunch
Adventures in Disneyland	Holy Water	Yo mama's So Old	Lawyers in the Trees
Blonde's Tricycle	Blonde and Dictionary	Thanksgiving Everyday	Higher Larnin'
Yo mama's So Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Twelve Inch Pianist
Blonde and Prawn	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Yo mama just gets dumber...
Redneck Truck	Yo mama's nasty!	Yo mama's...Curb	Jack and Jill II
Women vs. Dog Poop	The Wonder Bra	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	The 11th Commandment
Professor of Logic	Shop At WalRusMart	You Might Be A Redneck	Redneck Porch
Yo mama's tities...	What's green and smells like ...	Office English Dictionary	Jane's Addiction
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Flour Patch	Yo Mama Lipbia	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Smoke Rings