Black and White and Red All Over

What's black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Clinton & KFC	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Why God Created Man
Blonde in the Third Grade	Osama = Crabs?	72?	Urinalotta Trouble
Your mother is obese...	Knights And Birth Control Limerick	Bleachin Yo Mama	Sharks and Lawyers
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Nutty Hunters	Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Yo mama is a fatty
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Autoblonde	Did I do that?	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Perfumed Blonde	Understanding Marketing	Bubba Died in a Fire	First Cut is the Deepest
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Redneck Job Interview	Three Girls in the Desert
Why'd The Redneck?	Tenessee Football Player	Blonde NASA Engineer	Yo mama's So Fat
Jokes On You, Teacher	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Honeymoon
Soy Toy	Ouch!	Blonde's Salon	Elephant Physiology
Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500
Lesser Evils	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Yo mama's...Fat	Respectfully Cheating
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Dog Days