Tasties in a Half Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lost with Translation	One Good Deed	Clinton Stew	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?
The Offspring	The President''s Puzzle	Ghetto Mama	Count Chock Full of Nuts
You are a Redneck...	Dikfer	Poor Blonde	Wal-marks the spot
Monster Mystery	Redneck Drivers	Clear Blue Easy	Pigskin Pro
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Mail Order Blonde	Blonde in a Leather Jacket
Blonde and License Plates	Survivor for Alabamans	You Might Be A Redneck	Kleenex
Yo momma so dumb she ...	California Gay Whale	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Sex Advice	Blonde Horse Sense	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde...Hair Up	Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's So Hairy
Confucius Say	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick	Blonde In A Bathroom	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Blonde With Braces	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Plug it in, Plug it in	Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Fish Market	Blond Father
Your Place or His	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter