Redneck Baby

You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Few Good Lawyers	A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Shark Attack	Yo mama's So Stinky
Pink, Grey, & Stuck	Blonde with Half a Brain	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Rules For Work
You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Winnie the Pooh
Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	The Golden Fiddle
Slick Willy	Blonde and Halogen	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Laptop
Five Pounds of Fat	Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
Rastavirgins	It's A War-Like Country	Clinton's Lingerie	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Stuck in the middle	Pinocchio and Splinters	Yo mama's...Bus
Yo mama's...Fat	Hand-Eye Coordination	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Redneck Thief	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's...Stupid
Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's...Fat	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Barbie's Christmas Beau
Shave and a Hair Cut	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Gay Irishmen	Ugly mama and a tail
You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Yo mama's...Fat