Blonde Hits the Ground Last

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?

The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

155 votes, And 5366 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Clinton and a lightbulb	Stinkin' Proof	Bush's Morning Run
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Who Has it All	Yo mama's So Stupid	Tennis Balls
Two fraternity brothers...	Why did the blonde go up on top...	Darn Crazy Kids	Confusing Blonde
Martooni	Ask The Doctor	Blonde Panties	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked
Stained	Blonde lumberjack	Blonde Nurse	Two Sperm
Redneck Religiousity	Political Pampers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Old
The Answer	None	Redneck Sex Ed	Chuckie Cheese Please
Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Honeymoon	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Blonde with Money	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	6.9
Fire Truck	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Code for Sex	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Crossdresser Funnies	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Understanding Marketing
The Lawyer Has an Accident	Redneck Photo Op