Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming.

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.

What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.

Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum pole!

What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank-you notes to write.

What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
''How come?''

What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!

Why is sex like a game of bridge?If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
Can you say three two-letter words that denote small? Is it in?

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... Men will screw anything.

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Redneck's Last Words	Gay Picnic	Condom	Three Drunk Men
Windows 666	Friendly Neighbors	Redneck Bubble Baths	Why I Am So Tired
Yo mama's So Stupid	White, Slimy, & Horny	A manager walks into his office...	Scags Who Blew Bill
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Scot Got Naught	Elevator Scene	Little Voice	Psychology Class
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Sobriety Test	Yo mama's So Lazy	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Yo mama's so poor...	Redneck Sex Ed	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Dear Old Dad
Yo mama's So Fat	What's The Difference, Yo?