Blonde in Your Fridge

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	List of Short Books	Fresh Meat	Split Up The Middle
Hellacious	Talking Italian	Bill Of No Rights	Tigger Please
Sex vs. Computers	Yo Mama's So Skinny	A Small Journey Through Hell	Pee On A Ferrari
Adventures in Disneyland	Holy Water	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Drunken Man and Blonde	Yum!
Little People have little...	What's green and smells like ...	Parakeet Cereal	Inventions
Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Blonde's Computer Freeze	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Yo mama's teeth are so big...
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Blonde Braincells	Bubba's Secret	California Gay Whale
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Play Dead	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Yo mama's...Ugly
Condom Size Tester	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Blond Father	Yo mama's So Poor
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Louisiana Heritage	Get yo fingers bit	Elephant and Man
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Nuns on the Run	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Circumcisional Evidence
Flower Flub-o-rama	Fire Truck